It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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