found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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