If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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