Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
