Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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