i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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