So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I want a musical about memes.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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