Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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