The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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