worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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