I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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