i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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