I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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