matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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