How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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