Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I AM VODKA MAN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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