he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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