he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
dude. I can hear the air.
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