I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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