Where is the hickey?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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