if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
