making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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