Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
