Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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