Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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