Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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