talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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