Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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