Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
