He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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