why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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