Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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