My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
