the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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