I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Mom said you looked used
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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