so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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