the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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