i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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