I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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