I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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