Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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