I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
