Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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