How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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