i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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