Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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