Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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