haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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