her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Terrible idea I love it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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