She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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